The Great 4TG Social Media Mystery!
We love a good mystery at 4TG towers, for example… Why did George decide to come into the office wearing a Pikachu Onesie today? We’re desperate to find out for ourselves, but a little scared to ask. He seems normal otherwise, working away while periodically regaling the office with random facts about Pokémon and Yu-Gi-Oh… Only he’s dressed as Pikachu.
But one mystery in particular has dominated 4TG Towers this week, and it all started with a tweet.
The identity of the 4TG Social Media person is such a mystery, that we’re not even sure if they know themselves that they are the 4TG Social Media Person. So let’s take a wee look at the suspects:
Reasons why he could be: Spends an unhealthy amount of time on Social Media.
Reasons why he can’t be: Would sign off every tweet and post #PCMasterRace
Reasons why he could be: There is no chance. I’m not sure he knows what a tweet is.
Reasons why he can’t be: Sole use of the internet is to browse mens care.
Reasons why he could be: Has the job title “Social Media Manager”.
Reasons why he can’t be: Pronounces “Meme” as “Me me”.
Reasons why she could be: Has the best grammar in 4TG Towers.
Reasons why she can’t be: Every post would be asking what people are having for dinner.
Reasons why he could be: Is the youngest in the office… Young folk love Social Media, right?
Reasons why he can’t be: Spends his entire life on Tinder. He has 43 matches you know.
So there, you have it! Help us solve this mystery! Who’s your money on?!
31st March 2017